Know Your 'Yawa' Levels
What is YAWA?
YAWA is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car. You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the Doctor says she's pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be a father very soon.
You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the father.
Things are now getting YAWAFUL.
You require a DNA test to prove you are not the father.
Things are now getting YAWASTIC
When the doctor comes with the result saying you can not be a father because you are infertile.
You are relieved, but on your way home you remember you are married with three kids at home!...
Now you are extremely YAWACIOUS.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of those kids. You get home to find out that the gateman is their real father. You are now YAWADED
You decided to travel home to complain to your mother about the latest development..
And your Mum with tears running down her cheeks tells u, my son.. I'm so sorry... Your Dad ain't really your Dad... Then you know that things are now YAWASTICATED
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